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Groceries

by Wet-Man

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1.
Lighter 04:17
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You see I have a lighter The flame is hot and bright When I lit up a lighter It goes right You see I have a lighter The flame is hot and bright When I lit up a lighter It goes right Away away Damn it goes away away Damn it goes right away, away Away away Damn it goes away away Damn it goes right away Away away Damn it goes away away It damn it goes right away Away away Damn it goes away away Damn it goes away, right away You see I lost my lighter The flame was hot and bright And now I search for lighter, no You see I lost my lighter The flame was hot and bright And now I search for lighter You see I lost my lighter The flame was hot and bright And now I search for lighter, damn You see I lost my lighter The flame was hot and bright And now I search for lighter, damn I got a headache Damn I miss the flame Away away The flame is gone I’ve got a headache I got a headache Damn I miss the flame Away away The flame is gone I’ve got a headache I got a headache
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Cherry Yoghourt 04:53
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Would you like some, of a yoghourt Cherry flavour, undercover Would you like some, of a yoghourt Cherry flavour, undercover I got a new set of spoons I will dive to the bottom I will pool all the texture I will eat it all with pleasure Would you like to lick the spoon I would love to give you some Why don’t you eat some yoghourt Why are you so stubborn I know you want a bit I won’t stop you from craving it So take and lick the spoon Feel like testing new So don’t worry You can only have a spoon So don’t worry It’ll be something, you can do So don’t worry I won’t even look at you So don’t worry Don’t be shy, all is yours So don’t worry I won’t even look at you I won’t even look at you
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Peanut Butter 04:28
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Peanut butter remedy A crunchy bag I can see Full of blood and remedy Peanut butter remedy A crunchy bag full of shit Full of blood and peanuts I believe, I believe, I believe I could see a remedy In the nuts I see Full of blood and remedy In bags I believe, so naive But they’re too rough to spread it Very tough to handle it I believe, I believe, oh I believe Peanut butter remedy What makes sense if everything is full of shit remedy I believe I will believe I believe in peanuts I believe I believe oh I’m naive so naive
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Geltron 04:00
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I got wet that day I didn’t tho sweat ok I thought I'll melt instead ok ok I got wet again I didn’t sweat I swear Oh no no oh look at the bubbles Bubble bloom b bubble bloom Bubble bloom b bubble bloom Bubble bloom b bubble bloom Bloom b bubble bloom b bubble Bubble bloom b bubble bloom Bubble bloom b bubble bloom Bubble bloom b bubble bloom Bloom b bubble bloom b bubble It’s not a Babajaga It’s about the bubbles So get your Geltron and make some bubbles What’s it like to get wet Nobody tells you But when it happens you’ll be in bubbles It’s not a Babajaga It’s about the bubbles So get in the bubble and be the bubble What’s it like in the bubble Nobody tells you But when it happens you’ll be the bubble Geltron keeps my body hydrated Geltron makes my body sensated Geltron’s bubbles make up my dreams That's all it matters that's all it means
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ATM 05:50
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I was queuing Like the rest of them My thoughts are Far away from here All blue screen Pierced with cold, winked at me Oh no I thought Don’t know if I want to look a this Only only only Show me show me show me Only only what I want to see Only only what I need Only big numbers I want to see All the digits, grow here What is wrong with this machine It shows malfunctioning on the screen Only big numbers, please All the digits Only big numbers, please All the digits Only big numbers, please All the digits Only big numbers, please All the digits Only big numbers, please All the digits Only big numbers, please All the digits It’s finally my turn The queue is behind me On a blue screen The grim face is staring at me I got scared Of course, it was me I pushed my hand towards The magic button Only big numbers I want to see All the digits, grow here What is wrong with this machine It shows malfunctioning on the screen Only big numbers, please All the digits Only big numbers, please All the digits
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Oatly 04:44
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O Oatly milk Very special O Oatly milk Very local O Oatly milk You can have it O Oatly milk For two quid O Oatly milk Don’t be stingy O Oatly milk Don’t be silly O Oatly milk Because I’ll say O Oatly milk To all your friends Oatly milk you will find in a grocery shop op op op You can go by yourself, or Shall I call you nanny Stop acting like a pussy, and Bring them all a lot bring them all Oatly milk you will find in a grocery shop op op op You can go by yourself, or Shall I call you nanny Stop acting like a pussy, and Bring them all a lot bring them all O Oatly milk You’re a big boy O Oatly milk Time for a coffee O Oatly milk Don’t be lazy O Oatly milk Make me happy O Oatly Ooo O Oatly Makes me happy O Oatly Make me happy O Oatly Makes me happy O Oatly Ooo O Oatly Ooo O Oatly Ooo O Oatly Ooo
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Mayo 05:42
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Mayo, creamy texture You could swim in it, or drown Are you a decent swimmer? I know you’re brave to jump Like a butterfly rise and fall Swim or suck it all but please don’t drown Like a butterfly rise and fall Swim or suck it all but please don’t drown, don’t drown Like a butterfly rise and fall Swim or suck it all but please don’t drown, don’t drown The glass hole reminds you of that moment filled with grease You could put your hand inside, very deep It’s not what you want, your eyes say it all And you can’t reach the bottom, you can’t shrink Yet you drift in the pool of dreams Yet you drift in the pool of dreams Yet you drift in the pool of dreams Yet you drift in the pool The glass room and its walls, too slippery, misery You can’t swim a butterfly, the texture is too thick It’s not what you thought, your eyes say it all Now you drowning like a stone, suck it all, ooo Yet you drift in the pool Yet you drift in the pool Yet you drift in the pool Yet you drift in the pool
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Tea 04:04
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Cup of tea a cup of tea Cup of tea a cup of tea Cup of tea a cup of tea Cup of tea a cup of tea Cup of tea a cup of tea Cup of tea a cup of tea How many times do I have to tell you? Don’t spoil it with milk My cup of tea a cup of tea Don’t spoil it with milk My cup of tea a cup of tea Cup of tea a cup of tea And then you say something about the cow Cow, cow, leave the cow alone Cow, oh cow, leave the cow at home Cut the bullshit, catapult it Cut the bullshit, catapult it Cut the bullshit, catapult it Catapult it I just want some tea you know You got to be so honest I wouldn’t spit with milk No, it’s not my problem I just want some tea You got to be so honest No, not my problem No, milk is not my problem
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Shh 03:30
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Shh, ha
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Potato 04:05
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When I look at the sky I see stars dancing all the time When I dream of touching one of them I forget about the one in my life Billions of years a potato Sleeps under my feet, all in my heart Billions of years a potato Sleeps under my feet, all in my heart His mates are way too far He’s on his own as we are His mates are way too far He’s on his own as we are All in my heart All in my heart We travel through the dark We live in the dark We all come from the dark That’s all we are made of All in my heart All in my heart All in my heart All in my heart We travel through the dark We live in the dark We all come from the dark That’s all we are made of

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Songs on a select group of products. Defined by science as a collection of atoms having a certain mass. This collection includes objects of solid as well as liquid mass. In addition, these objects also possess properties that release sensory experiences, which, unfortunately, there is no space to define here. Science suggests that sensuality is a unique property possessed by almost every individual subject, and the study of the variations of vibratory-sensory sensations occurring here is subject to the decision of the subject making the decision.

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released April 27, 2023

Tomasz Preficz @tomprecz
Wet Lab rec.

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Wet-Man London, UK

Songs on broken potatoes in space.

Composer and music producer. I gravitate towards audio- visual themes and writing. My main interest oscillates in narrative storytelling, melancholy, illusion and especially forms of absurdity. ... more

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